The theft

When I got home from work, I went across the street to the convenience store and bought some gasoline. My plan was to mow the lawn, but, when I went to get the mower out of the back yard, I discovered that someone had stolen it.

Too bad. They got a piece of junk. It burned oil and fouled the spark plugs. The handle was broken. You would think that, if someone was going to steal a lawnmower, they would steal a nice one.

Now, I get to buy a new one--one that runs well. I'm not upset. Yay!